I don't remember if Dad told me the source of inspiration for The Donut Tree, but I know it was one of several children's books he wrote through the years. He wrote this in 2009. You might enjoy it more with a cup of coffee...
THE DONUT TREE
A calico clown once gave to
me
The seed for a magical donut
tree.
The seed was so special that
I was amazed,
Not for plain donuts, but
deliciously glazed.
The seed, she explained, must
be treated with care,
And instructions for planting
she then did declare.
“Plant it,” she said, “quite
late in the night
“With beams from the moon
providing the light.”
“And as you are planting by
the light of the moon
“Say magical words in a
melodious tune.”
But the clown kept the secret
so how could I know
What magical words would make
the seed grow?
The advice that she gave did
with wisdom abound:
“Use research,” she said,
“that the words may be found
“For if you don’t utter those
magical words,
“You’ll not have a tree for
donuts or birds.”
I took the seed home and sat
deep in thought
Of each magic word I had ever
been taught.
I checked books from the
library and studied each page
Till my knowledge of magic
would make me a sage.
Words were considered with
care and concern
As more about magic I
continued to learn.
What words were required,
what magical phrase
While planting that seed
beneath the moon’s rays?
“Abracadabra” seemed too
simple and trite.
“Freshdunkindonuts®”seemed
just about right.
The magical words from my
mother were these:
Never forget to say “Thank
you” and “Please”.
“Abracadonuts” or
“Abracatree”,
Just what in the world could
the magic words be?
Would “Calicoclown” make the
seed grow?
Oh, how in the world would I
ever know?
Well, dark was upon me and
the light of the moon,
If the seed’s to be planted,
it must be done soon.
I took the seed gently in the
dark of the night
And planted it squarely in a
moonbeam of light.
I incanted some words which I
won’t reveal
With the hope that some
donuts would make my next meal.
I patted the ground and went
in to my bed
Where dreams of glazed donuts
danced through my head.
The very next morning the
breaking of dawn
Showed a great sight right
there on my lawn.
A tree had shot up and burst
forth in leaf
With a scent so inviting that
it stretched one’s belief.
When I went to check on that
glorious tree,
I found that its sap was pure
cinnamon tea,
And would you believe that
the thick textured bark
Made Columbian coffee, rich,
strong, and dark!
Dewdrops on leaves with their
glazing of silk
Tasted to me like dairy-fresh
milk.
The seed that I planted had
put forth its root
With but one little problem
with the glazed donut fruit.
The words that I uttered I
had quickly rehearsed,
But at the time of the
planting, they came out reversed,
And I sadly fell short of the
greatest of goals,
And instead of glazed donuts,
I only got holes.
I picked some and brought
them; I wanted to share,
But they look all the world
like balls of pure air.
The holes are delicious that
come from that tree,
And greatest of all, they are
calorie-free.
Please, eat all you want, and
then take some more.
Pass them around for
enjoyment galore.
There are plenty this time so
just have a blast,
But I’m sorry to say that
they may be the last.
The tree was so fruitful that
the holes did abound,
And they were too light to
fall to the ground.
I picked with both hands the
whole morning through,
But for each hole I picked,
three other ones grew.
That huge crop of holes, such
a light, buoyant fruit,
Pulled that great tree right
up by the root.
It floated out east with its
leaves falling limp
And looking a lot like a big
Goodyear® blimp.
So the next time a clown
might hand me a seed,
I’ll ask for those magical
words that I need
For a tree full of donuts is
one to be praised,
Especially now if those donuts
are glazed.
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